Mimosa Mama

My book, Champagne Shenanigans, is available on amazon.com for electronic download.  If you don’t own a Kindle or the like, you can download a free app for your phone or computer.  And you should.  I make, like, $2.79 from each sale (and had to buy my own damn copy!), and my goal is to make $50 (that’s 17.92114 copies).  I know for a fact there are at least that many twisted people on the planet who will enjoy my limited writing skills (if you include my mother).

If you are local to the Lebanon, Oregon area, and interested in the physical copy of the first book, Mimosa O’Clock, you can stop by Jan’s Books on Sherman Street.  It’s $12 there and I’ve got a few copies left.  It’s really not worth buying – just because the new book has the same stories, except that I’ve fixed a bunch of errors, and added a bunch of new stuff.  But if you want a book I can actually sign, this be it.  There’s some dude on amazon.com trying to sell one of these for like $100 as a collector’s item.  I wish him the best of luck.  And if it sells, I’ve got like 80 more I’m gonna sell to some dumbshits who think I’m a for-reals kind of author.