Mimosa Mama

A shallow woman bringing you deep thoughts…

Mmmmmmm, the mimosa. Champagne and orange juice. My book shall be a quest to help people know them, and on the way we'll learn a few gems of wisdom I've picked up here and there as I share my somewhat twisted view of the planet.

- Mimosa Mama

February 4, 2012

Saturday

Does this ever happen to you?

It popped into my head that it would be great to own a piece of property with a creek running through it.  A creek with a hole big enough to take a refreshing dip in on a hot day.

Then I thought it would be funny to name it Vaginal Creek, just so that you could say, on occasion, “I’m going to take a dip in the Vag.”

Then I fast forwarded to the day when There’s more, read the rest of this entry! »

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